The date is set... the committee has done bugger-all else.

 

We here at Gobarup HQ have copped a fair bit of crap recently. "Gobarup, what kind of shit name is that?" and "what is this, an outback porn party or something?" Do not mock us, this is a night free of adulterous behaviour (mostly, the haybales will argue a different point) and Gobarup is the long-standing name for the district. However, we are willing to change the name to make the event more appealing. Suggestions can be emailed to gobarup@hotmail.com The winner will get:

    a) free entry to this year's event, a saving of $0.00

    b) free life membership to the Gobarup Hay Carting Social Club

    c) hit on by Stewballs

 

Few events have captured the hearts of your fellow countrymen like the Gobarup Cocktail Party. Who could forget that well-stocked bar, the cleanliness of the ladies facilities, dancefloor fights, haybale shenanigans and fireworks at 10am. We barely have electricity supply but we sure know how to rock a barren paddock. So we're doing it all again.....bigger and better. Onward and upward. Drunker and drunkest.

 

The date is now set as Saturday, December 2nd. We can promise the same quality set-up, shonky power  supply and a total ban on 'My Humps'. Some things might be improved, but judging by the organisational prowess of the committee - don't hold your breath. Most planning happens after 11pm Fridays, so the best ideas are promptly forgotten.

 

We've made it to Google - so you know we're big now. 

Need a map to get there? Here's a shit one. I think all those shit arrows are still up from last year anyway.

Wanna see the photos of last year's party?      

Album1     Album2     Album3     Album4

 

Please RSVP to gobarup@hotmail.com so that we can confirm numbers and tell you what bottle of spirits to bring - that way we won't end up with just 80 bottles of vodka and a total lack of jager+redbull.

 

Questions, ideas & insults to gobarup@hotmail.com Start spreading the word to all those oafs that didn't show last year. We'll stab you in the knee if you don't.